But not plotting against your parents because that would be so very Menendez and very, very wrong – especially when you have parents as cool as mine. Mom, Dad, I just want to say thank you. For everything. Now that I've entered the world of never-ending laundry, messy rooms, "two seconds," occasional back-talk, loud radios, "white lies," never-ending video game playing, and more, well, I get it and I'm sorry? It was all worth it in the end. Right? Right?
(Don't make me windmill arm you.)
I love you both very much!
But, Mom, do you realize you actually put that
