I don't know what disturbs me more: Lady Gaga's meat dress or the fact Cher is really starting to look like a second rate transvestite version of herself.
"I never thought I'd have to ask Cher to hold my meat purse!" explained Lady GaGa.
Yeah, I take my meat well done. And Cher? Wha' happened? Stop trying to turn back time. You're beginning to look like this lady.
How 'bout them maggots?
One word: don't.
So would you ever wear a meat suit? A fish hat? Or would you just go all Carmen Miranda?